Workwear tee, 220 gsm, dust grey
Temporada
The earnest one. For seasonal workers — bartenders, kitchen staff, taxi drivers, lifeguards, gardeners.
The roast
This isn't a roast. It's the counterpoint to the rest of the line. The visitors are the joke; the people working fourteen-hour shifts to make the visitor's holiday happen are not. We sell this at a flat thirty percent below the rest of the line. The code is TEMPORADA. Proof of seasonal employment on the island, in any form, gets you the price.
The receipt
The product is the receipt. We treat this SKU as community spend; we expect to make zero profit on it and that is the point.
Material
Mid-weight workwear cotton, 220 gsm. 100% organic combed cotton. Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 blank, made in EU.
Care
Cold wash, line dry. Designed to outlast a season.
The rest of the drop
Helicopter Class
Heritage members'-club crest for people who helicopter to Formentera for lunch.
[PRVRS]
World's first post-hyperclub. Pronounced 'perverse.' For everyone without a table reservation.
200% Ibiza
Stencil-stamped souvenir tee for people who feel one hundred per cent isn't quite enough.
Sunset Removal Service
Chest-pocket badge for the fictional company that removes sunset-influencers from Cala d'Hort.
Posidonia Defense League
Embroidered cap for the imaginary paramilitary unit defending seagrass meadows from yacht anchors.