Mid-weight tee, 200 gsm, natural cotton
200% Ibiza
Stencil-stamped souvenir tee for people who feel one hundred per cent isn't quite enough.
The roast
100% Ibiza is a real local brand from Santa Eulalia — the stenciled wordmark you've seen on tees at half the markets on the island since the mid-nineties. We are not making fun of them. We are making fun of the genre they helped define: the “X% authentic local” promise on a blank cotton tee, sold to a summer crowd that has been growing every year. We doubled it. The asterisk is the joke; the apology underneath is sincere.
The receipt
A Field Guide piece on visitor numbers vs. residents by month, the Consell d'Eivissa's official sustainable-tourism targets, and what the actual growth curve has been doing since 1973. Plus a link to the original 100% Ibiza — they were there first, and they make good tees.
The original — 100x100ibiza.com →
Material
Mid-weight cotton, 200 gsm. 100% organic ringspun cotton, garment-dyed. Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 blank, made in EU.
Care
Cold wash, hang dry. Don't iron the print.
The rest of the drop
Helicopter Class
Heritage members'-club crest for people who helicopter to Formentera for lunch.
[PRVRS]
World's first post-hyperclub. Pronounced 'perverse.' For everyone without a table reservation.
Sunset Removal Service
Chest-pocket badge for the fictional company that removes sunset-influencers from Cala d'Hort.
Posidonia Defense League
Embroidered cap for the imaginary paramilitary unit defending seagrass meadows from yacht anchors.
Temporada
The earnest one. For seasonal workers — bartenders, kitchen staff, taxi drivers, lifeguards, gardeners.