Heavyweight French terry hoodie, 480 gsm, cream
Helicopter Class
Heritage members'-club crest for people who helicopter to Formentera for lunch.
The roast
The twelve-minute helicopter from Ibiza to Formentera costs around €280 per person, one way. The Trasmapi ferry takes twenty-five minutes, costs €40 round trip, and shows you the actual sea. The helicopter is the perfect 2020s artifact — making something easy slightly easier at thirty times the cost and roughly eighty times the carbon, taken by someone who will still post about disconnecting.
The receipt
We publish a side-by-side: ferry vs. helicopter on time, cost, CO₂ per passenger, view quality. With sources. The Trasmapi runs every thirty minutes in season. The view is better from the deck.
Material
Heavyweight French terry, 480 gsm. 85% organic cotton, 15% recycled polyester. Stanley/Stella Cruiser 2.0 blank, made in EU.
Care
Cold wash inside-out, line dry. Don't tumble. Iron crest-side down on low.
The rest of the drop
[PRVRS]
World's first post-hyperclub. Pronounced 'perverse.' For everyone without a table reservation.
200% Ibiza
Stencil-stamped souvenir tee for people who feel one hundred per cent isn't quite enough.
Sunset Removal Service
Chest-pocket badge for the fictional company that removes sunset-influencers from Cala d'Hort.
Posidonia Defense League
Embroidered cap for the imaginary paramilitary unit defending seagrass meadows from yacht anchors.
Temporada
The earnest one. For seasonal workers — bartenders, kitchen staff, taxi drivers, lifeguards, gardeners.