How this works.

Right now we’re taking reservations, not orders. You give us an email and a size. We hold a slot in the drop. When the drop is ready to ship — spring 2026 for the first three pieces — we email you with a real checkout link before anyone else sees it.

No charge until then.If you change your mind before the email goes out, ignore the email and your slot rolls to the next person. If you don’t want any more emails, one click unsubscribes you from everything.

We print and ship through Gelato. The first three pieces print in Spain, which means most EU orders arrive in three to five working days. UK is five to seven. North America is seven to ten. Anywhere else is two weeks-ish — we’ll be specific in the order confirmation.

EU shipping: free over €80. Otherwise €6 flat.
UK: €9 flat. Tracked.
Everywhere else: €14 flat.

Duties and import VAT outside the EU are on you. Sorry — we can’t pay them on your behalf without setting up a second-tier nightmare of forwarders.

Stanley/Stella blanks. EU sizing, slightly relaxed fit. Measure a shirt you already own and lay it flat — chest width matters more than the size label.

Between sizes? The fit is straight, not slim. Size down for a tighter look, stay true for the boxy feel.

Print-on-demand changes the maths. We can’t re-sell a returned piece, so we don’t accept returns for changes of mind. If something arrives damaged, misprinted, or in the wrong size from what you ordered — that’s on us. Email us within 14 days, attach a photo, and we’ll send a replacement or refund. No back-and-forth.

Roughly monthly. Each issue has the piece behind a drop, a few photographs, and links to people on the island doing it right. We send it from desk@ibz.wtf. Unsubscribe is one click in every email. We don’t share the list with anyone.

desk@ibz.wtffor anything. We sign emails “the ibz.wtf desk” — there’s no automated first reply, a human reads everything. Allow forty-eight hours in summer.

ibz.wtf is registered in Spain. We collect EU VAT through the One Stop Shop scheme. Privacy policy and terms of sale are forthcoming and will be linked from this page. If you want a specific clause now, write to the desk.