Field Guide · Drop S1
A field guide to the white isle, with t-shirts.
Three pieces. Each one a joke about a specific thing the island does to itself in summer. Each one comes with a piece of writing on what the joke is actually pointing at — the source, the data, and someone local doing it better.
Helicopter Class
€98Heritage members'-club crest for people who helicopter to Formentera for lunch.
Heavyweight French terry hoodie, 480 gsm, cream
Reserve · €98 →
Sunset Removal Service
€42Chest-pocket badge for the fictional company that removes sunset-influencers from Cala d'Hort.
Mid-weight workwear tee, 220 gsm, sand
Reserve · €42 →
Caló Secreto
€38Vintage tourist postcard for the 'magical hidden cove' that 4,200 people discovered today.
Mid-weight tee, 200 gsm, washed sky blue
Reserve · €38 →
Posidonia Defense League
€34Embroidered cap for the imaginary paramilitary unit defending seagrass meadows from yacht anchors.
Washed canvas dad cap, olive
Reserve · €34 →
Water Tour 2026
€44Metal-band tour shirt where the tour dates are the island's drought milestones.
Mid-weight tee, 200 gsm, washed black
Reserve · €44 →
NIE Survivor
€40Mock Spanish bureaucratic form, for everyone who said 'I'm moving to Ibiza' and then met the Padrón.
Mid-weight tee, 200 gsm, cream
Reserve · €40 →
Yacht Storage Solutions
€38Chest-pocket workwear tag for the fictional warehouse that stores your second-tier yacht.
Mid-weight workwear tee, 220 gsm, heather grey
Reserve · €38 →
Hippy Market Licence Nº 0001
€34Cap with a fake permit number, for the seventy-third 'authentic original hippy market.'
Washed canvas dad cap, dust pink
Reserve · €34 →
Boat Party Survivor
€40Summer-camp crest for surviving the all-inclusive 14-hour catamaran circuit.
Mid-weight tee, 200 gsm, pale yellow
Reserve · €40 →
Temporada
€32The earnest one. For seasonal workers — bartenders, kitchen staff, taxi drivers, lifeguards, gardeners.
Workwear tee, 220 gsm, dust grey
Reserve · €32 →
The Field Guide
One short dispatch a month. The piece behind each drop, three photographs, and links to people on the island doing it right.